Remember President Donald Trump’s hideous Triumphal Arch? The plans for a 250-foot monstrosity in the traffic circle on Washington, DC’s Columbia Island, which Trump suddenly announced would also be a sniper’s nest when it became clear Congress wouldn’t fund the idea and courts might block it? The national monument slash sniper’s nest that is completely necessary for national security, of course? The one that looks like Jeff Koons designed the base defenses for a parody U.S.A. faction in Command & Conquer?

Well, a federal judge may have imposed a 14-day timeout on the arch’s construction this week, but Trump’s roll won’t be slowed. The White House has now launched a glitzy website complete with CGI panoramic views of the plans, letting internet denizens observe it in all of its stupid glory. The announcement further fluffs the administration’s efforts to sell the arch as a patriotic project, retitling it to “The United States Military Triumphal Arch.”

“The United States Military Triumphal Arch celebrates America’s first 250 years and stands as a symbol of its next 250,” the site reads. “It serves as a solemn entrance to Arlington National Cemetery, honoring the heroes who gave their lives for our freedom, and as a grand gateway to the capital of the nation that has been, and will forever be, the greatest force for freedom and goodness in the history of the world.”

Renders show the stark-white arch with gold-colored detailing and three giant statues on top, the central of which looks like a version of Lady Liberty holding a torch the admin found for free on Sketchfab.

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