In what is likely the swiftest example of a CEO facing consequences in recent memory, the sartorially *ahem* adventurous Jensen Huang has resigned from Nvidia after the disclosure of multiple affairs including one with a woman alleged to have been a Chinese spy. Many reactions to his departure online are hilarious, but not everyone is making fun. There’s a sizable contingent of AI bros lamenting the news, led in part by Epic Games’ chief AI-bro, CEO Tim Sweeney, who called Huang’s resignation a sad day for America. Thankfully, most everybody else has a much better sense of humor.

getting into a complicated frasier-style farce situation when your wife, your employee girlfriend, and your foreign spy girlfriend are all at the same party and you have to keep changing leather jackets

This post reads, “The slowest workday at Nvidia,” but some things, especially if you’re of a certain age, transcend language.

Woof. In the immortal words of Guile, “Go home and be a family man.”

dude's gonna learn the wrong lesson from this: that he really should have remembered his own address

Technically this one came before he announced his resignation, but considering Huang’s AI evangelism is part of the reason everything’s sloppified to hell, it merits inclusion.

You can't afford to be left behind. Everybody is doing it. You need to start having an affair with Jensen Huang. Or your competitors will.

wow NVIDIA, must be nice to just swap out a part when you feel like it

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