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Robot’s Ass Catches On Fire And Other Dispatches From The Humanoid Robot Games

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Robot’s Ass Catches On Fire And Other Dispatches From The Humanoid Robot Games

The World Humanoid Robot Games are currently going on in Beijing. The event, which seems like the world’s largest Battlebots taping, features events like boxing, weightlifting, track races, and real-world scenario simulations like firefighting and hospitality tasks which have the robot competitors demonstrate their prowess at the applications they were ostensibly designed for—y’know, outside of human subjugation.

There have been many reports that a few of the robots have broken Usain Bolt’s 100m dash record, but the far more newsworthy details coming out of these games show how absolutely goofy these robots look doing any of their tasks. Sure, they can run faster than the fastest human, but at least Usain Bolt doesn’t burst into flames or need a crash pad after a race.

These robots seem to be made of tin foil and string, and there are so many images of them being carried away on stretchers.

They seem to fall apart from merely standing too long and are oftentimes incapable of performing the task they were programmed for, like this boxing bot who defeats himself, only to have his opponent suddenly break out in Fortnite emotes. It seriously seems like more work was put into making sure the robots can stunt on their opponents than their ability to perform their designated function.

Maybe the real opponent was the air. 😂#Robotics #HumanoidRobot #RobotBoxing
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There’s an impulse to be impressed by what human technology is capable of, kinda like how we all fell in love with those cute Boston Dynamics dogs.


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